I cannot believe that this is the 3rd time in a year that I have gotten a sinus infection. LA is killing me I swear to you. I cant remember ever feeling this kind of shit in any of the other states/cities i grew up in. What is the air quality here? Why do we insist on staying? Where can i get an honest answer and why the hell am I asking you?
I seem to be a gluton for this punishment, this constant contact high that keeps me complaining all the while not doing anything about it. I must be insane. I've got to do something about this, I cant fucking see the god damn Hollywood Hills for fucks sake.
LA I'm gonna leave you some day and your gonna miss me I swear. All I wanted was some fresh air, some tasty waves and a cool breeze and maybe a sun tan every now and then. All i got was a bad cough a runny nose and a bad attitude.
I was god to you, I cut my carbon footprint from 9 tons to 3 1/2 over the last year. I recycled, I reused, I donated and volunteered and still no love?!? I put $40 dollars a month in a vehicle that is a 5 litre V8 and it lasts the whole month which means I don't tread on you that much.
Babe I'm gonna leave you someday, I just can't leave you yet.
xoxo
Brett Kistler accidentally poured too much maple syrup over his bacon in the pan and now the skies of LA are blotted out by maple syrup bacon grease smoke. Thus creating Tasty smog.
ReplyDeleteMy friend takes full responsiblity and apologizes whole heartedly for contributing to your bad cough and runny nose.
As for the bad attitude? You brought that with you in your luggage back in 1993.
You should try living in CT, buddy. 50 degrees one day, -10 48 hours later. Thus...I too am just getting over a sinus infection. Feel better. Get the hell out of LA.
ReplyDeleteI guess no one's really happy where they are, my self included, but, hey, I'm here, you're there, the point is that we are somewhere, under a sky and above ground...
ReplyDeleteLove Kev... Didn't get the change to see you when you came to Chile last year, I'l sure sell my liver to see you next time...
that's this dirty city for you. the mom in me wants you to get a netty pot and use it. guess what? it works.
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