Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I may have...

ADD! I think so anyway because it seems like I started this blog a couple of times and i can't seem to remember what i wanted to write about because the phone would ring, my email chime, my kid screamed, my door bell buzzed, my floorboards squeaked or the 100 million crickets were going off in my ears all at once caught my attention and pulled me away from what it is i was going to write about before i got ADD or ADHD, which ever is the bigger more RIDICULOUS disorder!

So many distractions and all i want to do is sit here, laptop on lap and write about my day! How exciting is that! You must be saying to yourselves, "wow, I wonder what enlightening BS Kevin has for us today!?!?" Well, let me tell you, I got some important shit to say! Doesn't it seem like I would, I mean, I am the lead singer/lyricist for Candlebox & The Gracious Few so I must have some deep thoughts to spill about the WWW for y'all to search on the googles! Oh yes, back to the ADD thing!

So when I start these things I always ask myself what it is that I want to say and how would i like to go about it. You'd be surprised at the depths i go to find something REAL to say because any Jackalope can have one of these Bloggy things but I want to be the Jackalope of all Jackalopes so I dig and dig until i give you the deepest of thoughts to ponder! Really?

But seriously now, just having fun really. It's quite enjoyable sitting here, lap on fire from laptop sitting on lap and battery overheating my 17"er. Perhaps the best part of my blogging is how funny i seem to think i am! Slade, a little help here?!?

I have this friend that thinks that i think that i'm as funny as he seems to think that i think he is but in reality he is not as funny as i think he is so we are, as you can imagine, SUPER friends and yet we dont laugh at one another's jokes we just laugh at one another! I Heart Slade!

Right, ADD, as I said earlier I think i may have this wonderfully "SCIENTIFIC" disorder which explanations why I and millions of Americans cant seem to focus on one thing for more than a minute or 2. Speaking of minutes, The Gracious Few spent several thousand minutes making what might possibly be the greatest record ever recorded over several thousand minutes! AMAZING HUH!

I miss you guys, make sure to stop by and say hello every now and then!

super big mahalo,
Kevy K

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Still Sleeping?

I cannot believe that this is the 3rd time in a year that I have gotten a sinus infection. LA is killing me I swear to you. I cant remember ever feeling this kind of shit in any of the other states/cities i grew up in. What is the air quality here? Why do we insist on staying? Where can i get an honest answer and why the hell am I asking you?

I seem to be a gluton for this punishment, this constant contact high that keeps me complaining all the while not doing anything about it. I must be insane. I've got to do something about this, I cant fucking see the god damn Hollywood Hills for fucks sake.

LA I'm gonna leave you some day and your gonna miss me I swear. All I wanted was some fresh air, some tasty waves and a cool breeze and maybe a sun tan every now and then. All i got was a bad cough a runny nose and a bad attitude.

I was god to you, I cut my carbon footprint from 9 tons to 3 1/2 over the last year. I recycled, I reused, I donated and volunteered and still no love?!? I put $40 dollars a month in a vehicle that is a 5 litre V8 and it lasts the whole month which means I don't tread on you that much.

Babe I'm gonna leave you someday, I just can't leave you yet.